tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7157664727482742539.post4981746676535187281..comments2007-04-02T12:45:33.896-07:00Comments on Malice in Wonderland: First Post, Rant, and Rave.....Justin The Conquerorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00807690093881101726noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7157664727482742539.post-88547615112632102422007-02-28T17:23:00.000-08:002007-02-28T17:23:00.000-08:006. You'll never have a beard as sweet as Chuck Nor...6. You'll never have a beard as sweet as Chuck Norris, so why even bother?Josh Ulrichhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02670435557996830506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7157664727482742539.post-34150932667320254912007-02-28T12:20:00.000-08:002007-02-28T12:20:00.000-08:00You have failed to list the reasons why you don't ...You have failed to list the reasons why you don't have a beard. Allow me to remedy this for you:<BR/><BR/>1. Beards can be very painful when kissing the one you love.<BR/><BR/>2. Your facial hair is not quite dense enough to grow out a beard. <BR/><BR/>3. Beards are for people too lazy to shave, and, although you may be lazy, I serve as your motivation to shave.<BR/><BR/>4. Cat Stevens has a beard now, and he practices Islam ... and writes songs about billboards he sees for companies.<BR/><BR/>5. You're hairy enough!<BR/><BR/>I could go on, but it may get a bit redundant. <BR/><BR/>I bid you adieu!rwolfe618https://www.blogger.com/profile/01560613814484871959noreply@blogger.com